"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
H. L. Mencken

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Emo Philips

“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend”
Richard Jeni

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Eduardo Ramos disse...

"A mão de Deus está em todo o lado."

Tendo em conta as noticias nas últimas décadas, Deus sofre de Parkinson.

Nuno Dias disse...

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." (Albert Einstein)

"Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money." (George Carlin)

"Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality." (Bertrand Russell)

"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time." (Friedrich Nietzsche)